Hadley’s Laundry Service
Early one morning, I was awakened to my nurse, nurse Judy,
pulling back the covers.
I was wearing a rather thick and bulky adult cloth pre-fold
diaper with three toddler sized diapers inside as soakers and had cute printed
plastic pants on over my diapers.
Nurse Judy: Good morning, sorry to have to do this, but I
have orders to get you downstairs to the basement where we keep all of our
dirty diapers, clothing and sheets.
Jensen: wh…at? Huh? (Said Jensen wiping the sleep from his
eyes)
Nurse Judy: Yes, as I said, I need to get you downstairs
where we keep all of our dirty diapers and clothing. Do you know what today is?
Jensen: NO…what IS today???
Nurse Judy: Today….is laundry day….and today, I have orders
to send you to get washed!
Jensen: (Blinked twice and then turned his head and looked
at Nurse Judy because he didn’t believe what he just heard) What??? You just
said “I have orders to get you washed” is that right???
Nurse Judy: Yep, that’s exactly what I said. I am going to
send you down the laundry chute for wet diapers only and then you will be taken
down to their laundry service and washed.
Jensen: What about what I have on, my onesie and these
plastic pants?
Nurse Judy: Don’t worry about them! They will get washed
too!
Then Nurse Judy forced Jensen over to the chute, opened it
up, then forced Jensen into the chute head first then she lifted his feet up
and then shoved Jensen down the chute. Jensen tried to resist, but the sides
were too smooth. As Nurse Judy raised the chute’s door, she watched Jensen’s
worried look on his face disappear down the chute as he looked back and saw her
waving her fingers good-bye. Then she closed the chute and Jensen slid down the
chute. The chute made a violent right turn then Jensen slid down a little
further before crashing through a stainless steel swinging hatch and coming to
rest in one of the almost completely filled laundry carts on wheels. Jensen was
about to shake off his slide-ride when 100 heavy wet cloth diapers of his came
crashing down the chute, landing on top of him. The last three diapers to come
down the chute landed on top of his head and face, covering him completely.
Then, four women came over to the cart pushing an empty cart. Two the women
pushed the cart out from under the chute while the other two pushed their empty
cart in to replace the last one then the two joined the other two, walking the
cart down to the area where other large loads of diapers were being loaded into
large washing machines.
More to cum soon....
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